Thank you Prince Harry for killing us

President Hamid Karzai

Hosted in a luxurious hotel in London (which reportedly cost $11,000 a night) during his 3-day visit on 1-4 February, President Hamid Karzai told the Guardian he “gives exit to Prince Harry” for his heart-wrenching remarks of killing Afghans as he killed bad guys in video games.

President Karzai equated the British Prince’s killing of Afghans in Helmand Province, southern Afghanistan, to mistakes the Afghan teenagers make.

What else President Karzai could do but offer a blanket moral exit to a British royal?

Perhaps the Afghan leader could extend his generosity by apologizing to Prince Harry for enduring the hardships in Helmand deserts for a couple of months. Or he could have offered Afghanistan’s gratitude for the killing of some lucky Afghans at the benevolent hands of a British royal.  He better had this quote in the British media: “Thank you, your highness Prince Harry for taking all the risks and inconveniences to come to Afghanistan and for sending some Afghans (which we don’t even know how many, who etc) to hell by your sacred bullets/bombs.”

Rich Arabs break into Afghanistan to hunt rare birds. We could offer British royals the licence of human hunting in Afghanistan. How different or difficult it really is in Afghanistan to hunt a rare birth or kill a human being?

The Brits, as usual, can easily sell us cheap to their Pakistani bastards but know they should pay Pounds to Afghan leaders and host them in stupid luxury in London.